My new Vice

I have a new cell phone.

My old one was three years old, would shut itself off whenever it felt like it, had a cracked face, and didn’t always send of receive texts.

I was complaining about all this to Adeena,

who is all-wise,

and she said, “You should see if Bell will upgrade your phone.

Rogers upgraded mine.”

Sp, she took me to Bell World, and I asked.

And yes I did qualify for a new phone,

I’d just have to pay a $15 activation fee.

I can handle that.

And now?

Now I’m, like, totally cool.

I have the coolest phone.

Want to see it?

Here it is.

And see what it has?

A flip out keyboard!!!!

Very cool.

It has a lot of features that I will probably never use…

but I COULD, if I wanted too.

This guy

says to me,

”Mom, when you die, I want your phone.”

I say, “Oh, so you want me to die?”

He warms my heart by giving me a hug and saying,

”Not yet.”

And then he adds,

“Not until I can drive, anyway.”